anaidytrid:

combustiondigger:

Anaid: Oh love, I’m sorry.

You continue to let Talpi lead the way in this weird temple. You come to a large room. It’s very well lit.

Anaid: Wow, this is huge.

You stare in awe at the huge room. There are various carvings and written words on the walls. In the room, there are three pedestals, each with a box on them. There is a slab of stone in front of them with something written in troll Chinese.

Talpi: There’s stuff written here, but I can’t read troll Chinese!

Anaid: Perhaps we should just leave it to chance.

You close your eyes and point at one of the boxes at random. You the box you picked is green.

Anaid: Well go for it.

You stare at the green box. You use a claw to slowly open it. Once it’s fully opened, you flinch as you expect something to happen.

Talpi: Uh…I guess it’s the right…

Before you can finish your sentence, you hear a high, pitched scream likes nails on a chalkboard come from the box and you try to cover your ears with your good claw. That is the most awful sound you’ve ever heard.

That sound! That horrid sound! It’s reverberating through your whole body. It’s so high pitched that your fangs and your left horn shatter at the noise.

Anaid: Make it stop! Make it stop!

You want to close the box, but one arm is numb while the other is covering your ears. You remember that you have a tail and you use that to slam the box shut and the screaming stops.

Talpi: Oh gog, that was terrible…oh no Annie, your horn!

You stare at your matesprit in distress.

Talpi: Dammit…when this is all done, I’ll craft you a new horn, I promise!

You then stare at another box, which is red You are very reluctant to open it, you don’t want to cause harm to your matesprit again.

((Sorry for lateness I’ve been gone all day))

You brace yourself for another box. You’d like not to die anymore than you have today. You see Talpi isn’t doing anything though.

Anaid: What are you wait for love? Open the box.

You slowly open the red box. Hopefully this is the one with the scale in it. You flinch again when you expect something to happen. Nothing does at first, but some sort of gas slowly starts to flow out of it. You accidentally inhale some of it.

Talpi: What the hell does, hehe, stuff, hehehehe, do-HAHAHA!

You suddenly fall onto the floor, laughing uncontrollably.

You see Talpi laughing…hard.

Anaid: What’s so funny. Is it my missing horn or is it the teeth?

You breathe in the gas and feel all happy inside. You start to laugh…hard.

Anaid: he he he hee. What a feeling! Hahahaha! I haven’t this happy in years! Hahahahahaha!

The both of you are now laughing uncontrollably.

Talpi: HAHAHA! I can’t HAHA stop! It’s HAHAHA st-starting to hur-HAHA-hurt! I can’t HAHAHA breath!

You really want to stop laughing, but you can’t. It’s getting more and more difficult to breathe.

Anaid: Hahahaha I can’t Hahahahahahaha feel my hahahaha face!

You are starting to lose feeling in various parts of the body. You can’t stop for your life. You try to get up and close the box but in Talpi’s uncontrollable laughter he hits you with his tail.

Anaid: Hahaha ow. Hahaha pain.

This is getting you both no where. 

You both are trying you best to move over to to box to close it, but it’s getting more and more difficult as you keep laughing. It keeps getting harder to breath. You see Anaid trying to close it, but you accidentally knock her with your tail. She collides with the pedestal, which wobbles a bit. The box fall off and lands on the lid, shutting it. The gas stops coming out and the both of you cease laughing. You are panting from exhasution

Talpi: J-just give me…a minute here…need to catch my breath…

You decide to pick out the next box. Talpi seems to have bad luck when picking boxes. You go to a purple box and lift up the lid. What seems like a millon spiders climb out of it and start crawling all over you.

Anaid: TALPI! HELP!.

Talpi can’t see the spiders but you don’t know that. You start rolling on the floor to try and get them off.

Talpi: Spiders? I don’t see any…

Suddenly, you see a swarm of bees flying out towards you!

Talpi: AHHHH! BEES!

You try to run from them. But because of your gimp leg and the size of the room, it’s kind of impossible.

You roll around trying to get rid of the spiders. You run over to Talpi who’s running from…something.

Anaod: Talpi use your dragon fire to burn these things off of me!

You suddenly remember that you can breath fire. You take a deep breath and aim at the bees, and some fire hits Anaid as well. You hope you didn’t burn her…